"Gosh, I feel very stupid for playing the fool all these years" my friend Florence lamented. "I loved Daniel with all that I had. There was nothing he asked for that I didn't give him. All the sacrifices, the compromise the love.......God please where did I go wrong?" She broke down in tears as I wrapped my hands around her to soothe her pain while she soaked my shoulder with hot tears.
So it happened that Florence and Daniel have been dating for the past 5 years and both were so deeply in love that we were all convinced their relationship was going to make it to the altar. However, a visit by Florence to Daniel's house last weekend spelt doom for the relationship. Florence was coming back from a wedding and decided to stop over at Daniel's house to check up on him and probably spend the night as they hadn't seen each other for 3 weeks (which was very unusual).
Florence was all excited and in high spirits when she knocked on the door. It creaked and she realized the door was open. She wondered how Daniel could be so careless. She closed the door and was heading towards the bedroom to give him a "security lecture" when she heard some ahhhhhhhhhhhs and uhmmmmmmmmmms. They sounded like sexual noises but Florence thought her ears were playing tricks on her. Surely Daniel cannot be having sex with someone. He is probably watching one of those pornographic videos she had sternly warned him to discard.
"Daniel! Daniel!! Daniel Umeh!!! " Florence cried out as she barged into Daniel's room. The sight that befell her left her frozen for what seems like forever. Daniel - her very own sweet, loving, strong, intelligent, caring, God-fearing, Daniel- was having sex with someone. She couldn't quite take in what she was seeing! "Oh no! It can't be true" she thought. It was bad enough that she had caught Daniel cheating but 'who' he was cheating on her with was not what she would have imagined in a hundred years.
Daniel is gay!!!!!!!!!! He was cheating on her with a MAN!!! No wonder he has been comfortable with her idea of no sex before marriage; never for once did he make sexual advances towards her. She thought he was being respectful of her decision and she loved him even more for that. Little did she know that her so called bobo has been shagging this guy (and maybe countless others) for the past 5 years.
"Where will I start from Uche? I can't seem to take the picture out of my head. The shock on his face when he saw me! I hate him for what he has done! I will never forgive him in this life or in the one to come. May Sanpona destroy his pr*** with chicken pox! May Amadioha strike his manhood into pieces.................." and my friend rained curses upon curses. I couldn't laugh because it was totally inappropriate considering the situation at hand but boy were those curses hilarious. Sanpona and Amadioha? Really? Lol. Poor Daniel! he had better go for deliverance o before he wakes up with measles on his d***.
I imagined myself in Florence's position and decided that it was better imagined! Because, hmmmmmmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmm. Let me reserve my comment. So people, If you found out your partner was gay, what will you do?
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